Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones


 

Released 2002
Bbfc rating PG
In what was one of the worst Star Wars films ever seen, expect nothing more from the last instalment. From more of what made the last film boring and dull, comes the exact same thing, except this time it came with the worst thing to ever hit Star Wars since Jar Jar, Hayden Christiansen acting. In one of the worst performances of a character seen, watch the actor take time out of the story to talk about sand, as well as literally ripping off his own son from a new hope. The only step up from the last film is the increased action in the film, adding something to actually watch in the film. The film is so slow in moving, you have to wait over an hour to see the main villain. It gets worse when they just throw in the fact that the enemy has a massive army and the fact that the reason for the Clone Wars is Boba Fetts father. Honestly only watch this film of you are a completionist, or if your looking for a documentary on sand.
My rating: 6.1
Contains violence

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